Parenting Nightmares - A Mother and a Five-Year-Old Son

My cousin forwarded this interesting email to me.

DELAY TRAIN - Good morning!

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
Playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train
stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting
on, get your ass in the train, Cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to
your room & stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today & hope
your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For
those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under
your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to
smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please direct your complaints to the fat bitch in the kitchen."

Thank you for traveling with us.

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